Why yes, I DO think you put this counter here just for me.
Your technology offends me. This is my snuggle blanket.
Sniff. Excellent bouquet.
Nom, nom, nom.
You have done well human. Your many offerings please me.
So many choices!
Get away. I’m getting my plastic fix. *cough* No, I don’t think I have a problem.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
~ Robert A. Heinlein