This post will be crude and lewd. Just warning you now in case you don’t like that sort of thing.
So, as I’ve mentioned before, Don and his Aunt Betty like to send each other gag gifts each Christmas. Some years are more creative than others with original homemade gifts, some years we fall back on store-bought creations. This year both gifters found themselves at Spencer’s, in search of ideas. Thankfully, Spencer’s is rife with filthy ideas. 🙂
Betty chose to send Don the following beauties…
They bounce and the jingle “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington plays. It’s quite a catchy tune that gets stuck in your head. (Gotta love that!) They can be turned on by switch, or motion activated. Yep. Motion activated. I think they’ll be adorning the garage walls soon. I have to admit, I haven’t taken the time to film them in action for you, but you can see plenty of examples on youtube if you’re really interested in how these babies work.
For Don’s part…he gave Aunt Betty the following gift pack:
That’s it for another round of who can beat the other in
crap gag gifting!
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
~ Mark Twain